Prophets of Sock Ninja Training: The Ultimate Guide

Chapter 1: Sock Selection

Choosing the right socks is crucial for any aspiring sock ninja. Our experts recommend:

• Synthetic, not cotton
• Bright, bold colors
• No, no, a million times no to stripes or polka dots

Chapter 2: Sock Ninja Techniques

Master the art of stealthy sock-based combat with our expert guides:

• The Sock-Slipping Swoop
• The Art of Sock-Swapping
• The Sock-Snagging Strike

Chapter 3: Sock Ninja Gear

Don't just train, gear up with our selection of essential Sock Ninja tools:

• The Sock-Slinger 3000
• The Sock-Sweepers
• The Sock-Slingshot Sled